How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
its like..once you have one emotional drunk night, you can't stop. i feel like i have to end every drunken night in tears and i dont think my roommates think it's heartwarming anymore
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
You know I told you about that hammering at 3 AM yesterday? Turns out it was Holly beating the lock out of her door with a mallet because she'd forgotten her keys.
Doesn't she keep a spare?
Drunk Holly doesn't listen to Sober Holly's plans.
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
The problem with having a roommate is that you are forced to answer the age old question "Are you okay?"
Of all the things I've masturbated to while high, my favorites are ritz chips and trees
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
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