Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
and please, if you feel the urge to call me crying tomorrow night, do so. i will be home bored and sober.
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
They were playing some sort of fast food scavenger hunt game as an ice breaker. Some chick stamped a Starbucks logo on my hand and told me to go find the girl with the matching stamp and fill her with cream.
Dave had an Arby’s stamp and some sorority girl grabbed him and screamed “I’ve have the meat!”\n
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