You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
He tried to write down the address for the cab on half a bagel.
She just called to say she can support a full bottle of vodka between "the girls" now. I'm going over, don't try and stop me.
I have family pictures in an hour and a half and I'm 9 beers deep. This is how I get written out of my grandparents will...
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
Never go to your parents' super bowl party. I learned, in great detail, "Why Aunt Trisha is a hoe" Not enough beer on the eastern seaboard.
i just woke up in my dog's bed, on my parents floor, my outfit on backwards, and a bottle of lube poured down my pocket.
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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