is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
Apparently she ran into the Emergency Room declaring "ROOM, PLEASE" as if she were checking herself into Holiday Inn.
I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
My night can be summed up in 3 words: Vodka. Threesomes. Hospital.
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
I think someone tried to make a huge bowl of ramen in my bathtub. There's noodles everywhere in my bathroom.
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
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