I gave up sex with dolphins for you.
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
Apparently, I kept going on about how i'm going to name my first born Ramen. I think this is a good parenting move.
Will you judge me if i do shots in my basement closet first? No? Okay good
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
I think you'll appreciate my way of waking up today: Under my cubicle, boxed in by boxes of printer paper, and hung over. I don't even know how the fuck I got in here in the middle of the night. I went to my car and fell back asleep. I'm now 2 1/2 hours late.
Help. Why am I so naked?
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