we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
the most romantic thing he could do for me right now would be to throw himself into traffic
I was late because I helped this old romanian lady mow her lawn at 2AM.
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
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