do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
I least I know I can't get pregnant because it's on my hair
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
Can I color on your dick again?
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
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