oh god the rape fog is back!
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
Found out that no one else got Christmas bonuses...and you said nothing good could come from sleeping with my boss.
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
Oh god. I finally realized why the coked out Stevie wonder was explaining the concept of movember to the McDonalds clerk. Drunk me didn't process that another month comes after Halloween... It's apparently November.
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis?
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
What! I said that you would fall in love? See I know better. Dark liquor makes me think everything is a dream. I barely remember saying that
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