I swear to god he was trying to crawl under my door last night muttering "I'm Alex Mac! I'm Alex Mac!"
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
She loves me even though she knows all Ive done. Shes kind of like jesus.
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
Still not sure if my open-bar-week-long-trip to Cuba is the best idea as a congratulations-for-my-sober-february-challenge. My liver might just explode and give up.
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
You're the best thing in my life, followed closely by cannabis and trashy romance novels
He told me he was my brother roommate in college after we fucked, but already knew that so I had pretend I didn't know that.. like how I pretended I finished. 2/10
this is a mass text: the cage has been opened. repeat, the cage has been opened. a search party will be organized. you are all sloppy bitches. that is all.
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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