guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
I drink more single than I do in relationships. Except with assface.
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
You are the only person I know who has a fierce hatred for a five year old. Not even five year olds in general, yours is very specific
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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