It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
STOP BUYING ALADDIN PANTS WITH MY AMAZON CREDIT CARD
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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