I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
Also I hooked up with a trainer at my gym. Between her, the married chick, and the bartender, my life is becoming a bad porn plot.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
You might not want to come home tonight. Mom just found your vibrator and now she won't stop sobbing and holding a framed picture of you as a little kid.
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
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