so it turns out you can rearrange the letters in "scottsdale" to spell "milf city." who knew?
Did you put 9lbs of birdseed all over my car?
You weighed it?
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
He saw my Halloween/ Costume closet and assumed I’m into cosplay. I’m going with it. What’s sexier, a cop or a nurse?
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