and i looked up. we had an audience...
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
TURNS OUT they were both cheating. Like the Gift of the Magi except for shitty people
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
You know that text I sent you last night at 2? That was 5 minutes before I ran face first into a wall of not okay
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
if I hear Wonderful Christmastime one more time I'm putting my foot up Paul McCartney's ass.
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