its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
No matter how drunk I am or how drunk I'll ever be I love you
I'm going to fix your towel rack. I broke it while I was dancing on it.
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
I was dreaming of a parallel reality and in the dream I just looked up at my present self and was like "you're high, man"
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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