i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
I drank it, and now my boss keeps hitting me in the face with beams of light.
Tripping at your desk probably isn't the best plan you've had.
in the event that i am dead, my body is laying in the intersection of ... the pearl in springfield. it was my friend's 21st but i think i'm dead. wearing a black top. like i said, probably dead.
apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
So he told me he didn't have a condom, paused, and then said "so, pulling out" and tried to high five me.
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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