using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
Is a wave an appropriate goodbye when your one night stand wakes up and walks out towards the door while you are looking through the garbage for the evidence of a condom?
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
tell him if he brings over dinner you might let him see your left boob...or right, whichever you prefer. But under no circumstances do you let him see both...unless he brings a good desert...like coffee ice cream or something
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