can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
you got kicked out last night because right after you said "whats up?" to us, you downed your whole vodka ton and threw it across the bar.
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
Found a left over fake Olympic medal from our party last weekend. Awarded it to a random girl in the bar last night. Its the only thing she was wearing this morning when she woke up at my place.
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
Last night you made me help you pick the raisins out of a kashi bar and acted like it was the most important thing to ever happen to you or our friendship
I told two kids in their homecoming outfits to use a condom because of Ebola. I may have saved a life last night
The Wolf of Wall Street “I ain’t fuckin’ leaving!” speech when the cops broke up your party though...
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
I'm just going to use my debit card. I feel bad buying pizza with the money I stole from my roommate...so I'm going to put it in my piggy bank.
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
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