the new term for farting is butt boxing.
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
I looked at the bar tab this morning. The bartender added a $25 'customer asshole fee'. I have no grounds to dispute it.
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
My mom is selling her car. I'm secretly relieved I won't ever have to tell her about that time you puked in it
i am craving dick and cupcakes
I woke up in his closet, with my shirt inside out and backwards, Rolos in my hand, a tortilla with a face carved into it stuck to the fridge with a magnet, a homemade bong next to the bed, and the door off the hinges... I need a chaperone.
Dude I'm pretty sure everyone in my office knows I fucked our boss...can I ask for anything better?
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
Randomize
