And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
I don't know how I got that girl last night. I feel like seal right now sans the scars
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?
Please tell me the foreign boys in the kitchen this morning were yours.
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
"Wine night with the girls" turned into me having to set an alarm in the bathtub this morning...
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
I woke up on a park bench with a nice homeless guy waking me up. I bought us Carl's Jr. Best birthday ever!
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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