Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK FUCKABLE IN AN ALL NEON SPANDEX JUMPSUIT?
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
How do I explain the handcuffs and tanning goggles on our living room floor? There's rope too. The cats love the rope.
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
Seriously babe, why do I keep waking up with bruises on my nipples? WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO ME IN MY SLEEP?
Actually, scratch that, I'm not sure I want to know.
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
He used the ring emoji and we've gone out four times. What is my life.
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
Yep, you're going to hell.
I take on this great possibility with a beer in one hand and the girl I'm gonna fuck later in the other
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
Walked off the dance floor to find Gabe hitting on a dad bod at the bar. It was my Dad. Awkward is an understatement.
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