we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
Being pregnant is so damn inconvenient for my sex life.
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
this morning i realized i came home with more condoms then i left. burn.
I'm gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.
I bet you think you're really funny for switching my line of coke with a line of protein powder.
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
For future reference, the blowjob coupons I gave you for your birthday are NOT transferable to pay your friends for tacos.
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
Pretty sure I picked a cat up off the street and took him home with me, fed him tuna, then let him go
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
Randomize