If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
He's not very smart so he didn't know I was yelling at him with monologues from Scandal.
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
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