Next time, if you wake and bake, make sure you nail the wake part. Not easy to explain to mum. Or the fire brigade.
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
Threw a lawn chair at the neighboors dog. I think I killed him. Come here and assess this
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
The shit show didn't end. it just relocated itself to my apartment instead of yours.
you also need to get my treadmill fixed.
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
so I definitely just chased tequila shots with a biscuit covered in sausage gravy
Thats fucking manlier than riding a bear into battle
40 year old guy made out with me last night while I had French fries in my mouth
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
Just when I thought we may have our first low-key night together, I sang an Aladdin karaoke song to a bunch of roller derby girls, you took shots with married women, and we both fell asleep in our offices.
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