I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
She checked into foursquare right as she left work so he would think she was there late and not on some other guy's dick
I have to say for barely passing high school, that girl is a genius.
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
I deserve like a purple heart or something. I just made it all the way drunk through my 2 story house without making a sound. While carrying a trombone.
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
I don't want them thinking I'm like, "Mm, yeah, kitchenware in my ass please."
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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