Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
I need to write the inventor of adderall a thank you note stapled to a copy of my degree
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
No. I want him to marry me so we can spend our lives together. I also want a to-scale model of his genitals to mount above my fireplace
He needs a high five right to the fucking mouth. With a chair. Or an atomic bomb.
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
So this is completely apropos of nothing, but I have a feeling that a friend of mine might be a good match for you. Can I set you two up on a date? Oh, and it seems that we live a block away from each other and aren't having sexy times. This is ridiculous. By the way, there's a chance that I might be a tad drunk. Still though, there's a very *good* chance that you and Mr. X would get along.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
Me sprinting out of your house without my bra or shoes is our entire relationship defined in a single moment.
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
i swear every fucking time i plan a party, one of our "friends" holds their shit in all week just to punch one off into the master bathroom after i pass out. it's almost like that dump you would see in a port a potty.
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
If I hear the phrase 'these unprecedented times' one more time I'm putting my foot up someone's ass.
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