How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
After I gave him a handjob for a half an hour he told me I should be a taxidermist. I'm gonna take it as a compliment.
His words said "save me", but his penis said "I'll take my chances"
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
We just had a 30 min argument on the actual birth date of Jesus, it ended in my brother and ain't cursing each other and an 8 yr old answering it by using Siri.
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
I'm just that drunk tells people I love them or wants to set them on fire. Accept that.
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
Let's get this straight. I am six fucking feet tall. Do you even understand how limited my options in guys to date are? No. Did you see my last three boyfriends? I looked like a fucking giant next to them. So I will fuck this six-foot-seven Italian model even if I am the ugliest girl at this party because, goddammit, I deserve to.
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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