This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
A man bought two 40's from me, then asked if I had duct tape. How do people over 50 know about Edward 40hands? It was very weird.
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
Drove by a cop already pulling someone over and toasted him with my bong
It's 4 in the afternoon........
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
After the bar we stopped to Meijer where I found myself singing little mermaid while rubbing a pack of hotdogs on my face..
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
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