he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
Like I actually don't feel all that great but the fact that I'm not projectile vomiting at work makes life seem so magical
L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
I was just wicked nice to a telemarketer... that's how stoned this woman got me.
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
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