Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
He thought he was drowning because he was drinking water and intentionally holding his breath. Dear god what did you get me in to.
Oh and now he's calling me Brohammed Ali.
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
I just want to let you know how hung over I am today and I fucked a girl in a kangaroo costume last night.
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
Just read the 12 signs you're a horrible roommate post and fucking in your roommate's bed wasn't on the list, so I'm a pretty awesome roommate.
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
I walked in on him pumping himself up by headbanging to the drumbeat from Jumanji.
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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