I just found out the FDA voted to ban Vicodin, my last connection to this world has been destroyed
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
Not complaining, but why is there a Russian chick downstairs making latkes?
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
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