My 12 y/o god son's bandmate just asked me to their school dance. Still he's a better catch than the last one...
So I just opened the bag you gave me and those panties aren't mine...
oh
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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