You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
YOUR TO-DO SEX LIST CANNOT CONSIST ENTIRELY OF MY THREE BEST FRIENDS
and their significant others
AND THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
No he doesn’t answer my texts except for like on New Year’s Because like I was fucked up on New Year’s and he said happy new year and I told him the same and I called him dragonslayer and you can’t really recover from that
This pandemic, it’s making everyone horny. I’ve got dick stashed all over town
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