I changed my tire completely alone.. I could totally win survivor
Its my greatest physical accomplishment
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
I woke up because I was nodding to the dream question of "would you like a sombrero?"
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
She kept saying the tortilla understood her. I honestly don't know where she found a tortilla at the pool.
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
I can see their wedding vows now: 'Til basicness do us part
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
I got copblocked.
What?
Cockblocked. By a cop. Copblocked.
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
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