i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
You don't think I'm weird or immature right?
No I think it's cute we had sex on your Bob the Builder sheets
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
Just lifeguarded a kid's party hungover so I could afford to go out drinking tonight. Circle of life shit goin on here.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
Look. If you're going to be my girlfriend you need to be down with me licking BBQ off your face infront of kids.
He just texted me saying "you've got a face that suggests you give really good head". Is this a compliment? Do I say thanks?
You have a long distance relationship and I have a long distance snapchat sexting buddy. If that doesn't describe who we are as people then I don't know what does.
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
MY LIFE IS A TRAINWRECK THATS ON FIRE BUT SOMEHOW STILL MOVING, I HAVE THE RIGHT TO SCREAM OUTSIDE AT 2AM
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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