i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
My walk of shame was far more interesting today. He's moving and was cleaning out his apartment, so not only was I carrying my clothes, I also walked away with 4 bottles of cheap wine and a jar of ragu.
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
You kept saying you we're gonna puke and wanted to steal my pants
That does not explain the remnants of a small fire in my bathtub.
You stole my crutches last night at the bar, the DJ had to ask for them to be returned
Apparently, "please don't I have to be in court tomorrow" is not a valid excuse for a girl to abstain from giving a massive hickey.
I found a video of myself completely naked on my phone giving a drunk tutorial on how to shit properly while blindfolded. Did you record it?
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
My breasts were aching with rage.
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
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