I love that she's always that person who people think it's a good idea to invite her to something. and then she's there and you realize, "nope."
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
I vaguely remember taking a shit behind the shed before I started puking over the fence. No more Xanax.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
I want to shoot him sideways (so he can still breathe) in the Adam's apple with my little crossbow.
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