Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
I just found three unopened cans of PBR behind our futon that I think I was saving for winter.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
I swear they were about to hook up!!
I know because I was in the tub taking an imaginary silent bath. They stopped cuz I gagged on my shot.
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
So when he asked me to go on a date tonight, I didn't think the words "have you tried a suppository" would be part of the evening.
If you're gonna show up unannounced on hangover day, you better have coffee doughnuts and a boner
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
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