Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
I just had to have my mom look at my penis to figure out what it was. How do you think my day is going?
Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
Just heard the garage door open and I immediately sprinted to the laptop to erase history, even though I haven't watched porn today...I believe Pavlov now.
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
So "I hate myself Mondays" has extended to Tuesday this week. I just had peanut butter and a glass of wine for lunch.
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
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