yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
I'm fucking your sister right now.
You motherfucker
She's next.
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
and now that ive poetically compared your vagina to a nuclear missile, I hope youre prepared for this date.
Just realized I have to keep sleeping with him... those scars from drunk sex on the 4th of July are still on my back and lord knows I'm not about to explain that to another guy.
at this point every shot is just a haymaker to my liver
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
Hot Damn Cinnamon Schnapps make me feel like the sun is punching me in the face and a bear is sleeping inside me.
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
Girl. There is no more toilet paper. You should have seen the twerking I just did to shake the pee off.
I’M PUT OFF FROM FOOD RN BC EARLIER I GOT SOME WATER AND I WAS 4 SIPS IN WHEN I NOticed A FUCKING BURGER KING F R Y IN MY D R I N K
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