I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
You ever just wake up and decide, today I'm going to eat a whole bag of fritos and a tub of cream cheese
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
This reminds me of the time I was given a lap dance by a David Bowie drag king...
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
Two chicks walked outta his room and all he did was beat his chest like LeBron and yell, "And 1!"
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
My new roommate looks like a troll. Or a serial killer. So if I disappear, show this text to the cops.
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
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