Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
How did a couple beers and monopoly turn into a bottle of vodka and throwing eggs at eachother in the kitchen?
I get a nose bleed and my uncle is automatically giving me the "your doing lines off dashboards again aren't you" look
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
I feel like it should at least be like a "hey look I'm actually fine that I drunkenly gave you my virginity!" friend request.
I just opened my travel toothbrush holder and it smelled like vodka...maybe a vodka cranberry. This says a lot about my vacations.
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
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