The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
you dont want to live with me, im always naked, a chronic masturbator, a bit of a voyeur and will likely touch you while you sleep. ps- i can pick locks
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
I woke up naked in my own vomit. Not even in my bed. No one is happy.
New plan: we get a little bit drunk and go to 24 hour fitness and be eachothers wing people so we can hit on in shape hot people at a gym instead of drunk idiots at a bar.
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
If you don't get head tonight I will castrate you
Seriously. Castrate.
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
I know her cup size but not her name....
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