i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
i just unintentionally masturbated to my own facebook picture
Wow, you know I need to stop drinking alone when I pour my drink into my hand and offer it to my dog,
Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
The chick I hooked up with last night is my girlfriend older sister. Who is in town visiting. Who I just met. Who I just had dinner With. Who is here along with their parents and the whole family. How did my luck get so bad?
I was woken up at 4am by a stranger shaking my foot who said I looked like I needed a cigarette.
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
So I woke up with a terribly bandaged finger an then discovered a pot of bloody onions on the stove.....who the fuck decided it was a good idea for me to try and cook
and the oscar for 'most creative swearing' goes to you for 'jesus's bloody fucksticks'
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
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