What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
I think I'm going to start texting all the people that don't want to talk to me
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
This honesty session brought to you by jagermeister inc.
That's the second time in a week someone has called me to talk drunk you into getting up off the floor. This needs to stop.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
You ghosted you're own booty call. Wow what a sad sad man.
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
if you didn't cry because you couldn't find me and then pee your bed, your wingman status would totally be revoked for leaving me at that party.
Just try and act like you're sober
I can't I snorted an anti depressant and he's pouring me tequila shots
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