Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
We're playing Edward Bottle-of-eight-dollar-sale-wine-hands now
just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
I told her she can't come to our bonfire because she throws up on herself & she has a mustache. And now apparently I'm a bitch or something.
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
He told me if he passed out to wake him by sitting on his face, and if he suffocated at least he would die happy. Found the one.
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
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