Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
He ran around the party with a broken foot/ankle with a gallon of Malibu yelling "it must rain coconut"
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
I think I ripped my underwear last night doing drunk squats
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
I slapped a guy during sex last night because he moaned the wrong name. Then I remembered I gave him a fake name. Sorry bro.
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
Woke up. Found about 20 condoms upstairs. A hole in the couch. Bread on the floor. Going back to sleep.
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
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