it hurts more in the daytime
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
I don't know what's worse....that fact that my dog ate my vibrator or that he later puked it up on my bed
We're sending your burrito through the mail slot.
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
You need a sexual gate keeper
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
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