We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
I found your dream girl. She looked 11 but drove and on her key chain it said "if i am not wasted the day is"
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
Yeah man it sucked balls. People on the bus probably thought I was fucking crazy. I was fetal position, taking up two seats with no shame whilst simultaneously panting.
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
That female nurse who took a selfie with my man parts well I was out of it just got fired and arrested... You know all she had to do was ask lol
i woke up on the floor in front of the fireplace and my last google search was "fuck sponges"
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
Randomize
