I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
cracked out the beer snorkel again. that thing has a five for five record of getting me naked.
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
Just convinced a housekeeper at work to set up her 401k. Gotta start hittin the gb every morning before work. Happy 420
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
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