You can't motorboat a personality
we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
I hate fucking guys that don't drink coffee. My morning hangover and shame will not be cured by your stupid tea.
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
i called him pencil dick in front of over half of his fraternity brothers...
...never gotten so many high fives in my life! fuck ya i win!
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
what happened last night?!
you took a shot and then laid down on our kitchen table and passed out.. then when we tried to move you to the couch you screamed "no! i love tables"
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