I only want to screw him when I'm drunk. Problem is I try to be drunk as often as possible
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
Frozen pudding on a popsicle stick. Bill Cosby would be so proud of drunk me.
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
I'm drunk in a place called Lick-A-Chick. PS. It's not a lesbian hot spot, they sell chicken.
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
Oh I know babe. You're shining beacon of adult responsibility. That's why I go down on you.
I go down on you because abs
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
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