Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
it's too hot outside to masturbate.
yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
but dude how did I get so drunk?
Pretty sure it happened right after you poured a shot of Wild Turkey into your Budweiser, chugged it, and screamed "I. NEVER. BACK. DOWN!"
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