After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
The last thing I remember before blacking out was telling Jamie that she was too fat even for my standards. The first thing I remember after blacking out was waking up next to her.
Why is there a school picture of an 8 year old boy in my pocket...?
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
What happened to fro yo and sex?
ever since I turned 21 the mother-daughter bonding sessions always end with whiskey and my little pony. I don't know why, it's just a thing that happens
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
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