fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
After I came she just held my balls until I fell asleep. It was like adult swaddling. Magical...
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
Bought a gym bag tonight. Used it to bring my Taco Bell in the house.
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
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