when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
I think I can smell my own vagina right now
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
Im sorry you'll never get the feeling of closeness when you go to pee outside and you realize you're peeing right where someone else just peed
I think I'm dead. Also I think I stole $20 from a stripper.
You did. Then gave it to me.
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
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